Monday, 20 July 2026

On Bloody Ground: Tōdæg is Gōd Dæg tō Forþfaran!

The end of June saw (what I think was) the inaugural On Bloody Ground Day at Bristol Independent Gaming where about a dozen of us gathered to play some Norman Conquest games. Borrowing part of Phil's rather large collection of Saxons, I refought 1066 in reverse having a crack at the pudding bowl haircut Normans in the morning, then rocking up against the hairy scary Vikings in the afternoon. Whilst the games were played in reverse historical order, the results reflected what happened in 1066!

Game One:

The first games was against Steve Porter and his beautifully painted Normans - with a LOT of cavalry! Having twonked Phil's Normans earlier in the month I thought I'd try and replicate my successful tactics, The key word there was "try"!


Wining the initiative Steve pushed his cavalry forward...


Targeting the unit of Ceorls anchoring the Saxon flank (this may have been a mistake...)


Once again the Carling Black Label fuelled Geburs came to the fore, tossing some stones at a unit of Milites, killing two!


This didn't stop them charging into the Ceorls though, along with another unit which smashed into the Saxons flank - ouch!


The result was somewhat predictable, and although the Ceorls took down two Norman knights, thirteen brave Englishmen died...


Failing their Leadership test saw their ranks reduced further, resulting in more losses in the ongoing melee...


Eventually seeing the Ceorls wiped out by the end of turn two!


Not resting in his laurels Steve pushed on, readying his Milites and mounted skirmishers to charge in on the second unit of Ceorls (yes I realise with hindsight that maybe some Thegns might have been more useful to anchor the flank with but I was hoping the Ceorls javelins would have done some damage and not been made of rubber...)


Steve pushed his infantry forward a bit - they didn't do anything in the game but they were nicely painted so I took a photo of them!


Turn three saw the Saxons somewhat boxed into a corner...


So the Geburs having run out of Carling Black Label decided to take on the enemy mounted skirmishers in hand-to-hand combat!


Somewhat surprisingly this didn't result in their immediate eradication!


In fact the melee swung backwards and forwards with the Geburs taking down a number of the mounted Normans...


However despite a gallant effort...


The Geburs were eventually wiped out!


Meanwhile Steve launched his Milites at the second unit of Ceorls...


Two units smashing into the Saxon shieldwall!


Like their deceased companions, the Ceorls seem to have been equipped with rubber javelins as they failed to score a kill on the incoming cavalry!


Which along with their rubber swords, saw the Normans wipe out over half the Saxons for no loss of their own! Amazingly though the Ceorls passed their Leadership test so the turn ended with them holding the Milites back.


Turn four saw the continuation of the combat, again no Norman casualties as two more Saxons fell on Englalande's green grass, but once again the Ceorls passed their Leadership test.


The fifth turn saw more Saxon casualties...


And this time the surviving Ceorls decided to run away, leaving the Milites victorious...


The Normans surged forward...


Ready to charge the rest of the Saxon army...


Who stood ready in Shieldwall awaiting the Norman charge...


Which did not come in as it was the final turn and the game ended. Totting up the points Steve had won by 785 points to my 150 (achieved solely by mission objectives). 

Something of a weird game as I barely laid a finger on Steve's Normans, however the resolute second unit of Ceorls passing their Leadership tests held up the Norman advance preventing them getting into the Saxon Thegns and Huscarls - and who knows what would have happened if they had!

Game Two:

The afternoon game was against Jenny Turner with her Norse army - and I thought Steve's Normans were aggressive!


Heill Óðinn! The Norse pushed forward across the battlefield towards the waiting Saxons...


The English Geburs tossing some stones at the Viking javelinmen...


Jenny wasn't waiting around as her hairy rabble stormed towards the English lines!


Her first unit of Bondi charging into a unit of Saxon Ceorls who stood firm...


A situation repeated along the battle line as the Vikings attempted to smash through the Saxon defenders!


In the centre the Saxon Thegns stood firm against their opponents...


Wiping out their Norse opponents in two rounds of bloody combat!


Frothing at the mouth the Ulfhednar charged the Saxon Huscarls!


A bloody melee ensued with the Viking beserkers coming off worst!


On the Saxon left the previously victorious Thegns went to the aid of the Ceorls engaged with the Bondi, hitting the Vikings in the flank.


Many a Norse warrior was lifted to Valhalla by a Valkyrie...


The Bondi being wiped out and their leader captured!


In the centre the remaining Huscarls went on the offensive attacking a unit of Bondi...


Their Dane-axes flashing in the English sun and decimating another Viking unit - another enemy leader was captured!


The Norse tried to exploit the gap the advancing Huscarls had left in the Saxon line trying to outflank a unit of Thegns on the English right...


But they were unable to charge in before the Thegns swung to face them, who then engaged the Vikings in a fierce and bloody melee...


Casualties were heavy on both sides...


But the fate of the Viking unit was sealed as another unit of Saxon Thegns charged them in the rear...


The Vikings were wiped out with their army commander and war banner captured by the Saxons!


Hāl to Englalande! A crushing defeat for the heathen Norse, the final points score being 2580 to the Saxons, the Vikings scoring just 350 points!

The On Bloody Ground day was a lot of fun, and everyone enjoyed themselves, hopefully another one is scheduled soon. Thanks to Steve and Jenny for two enjoyable (if somewhat different) games and Phil, Dave and Dan for organising the day.

Monday, 13 July 2026

Italian Wars: Imperial Landsknecht Zweihänder and Pike

Despite the hot weather I managed to keep going with the Warlord Games Landsknechts, completing half the first pike block - the third rank comprising of zweihänder (what they call Great Swords in Warhammer!)...

And the fourth rank of pikemen. I now need to crack on with the front rank of pike and second rank of pike and command.

As previous just block painting, Marine Juice and a few highlights of the original colours - a lot, lot easier than the end result looks!

Sunday, 12 July 2026

Sharp Practice: L'uomo del Monte...

With Bristol melting in the last heatwave (as opposed to the current one) Phil offered to host Andy and I at Chez Turner rather than play our usual weekly game down BIG (which would have been full of hot nd sweaty 40K gamers as it was a Thursday). After a delightful salad courtesy of Phil we got down to some Peninsular War Sharp Practice action playing Andy's 'Man From Del Monte' spy scenario...


The mission involved elements of the army of the Kingdom of Italy seeking out an enemy spy, known only as 'the man from Del Monte'. Swiftly the brave Italians of the 5° Reggimento Fanteria di Linea commanded by Tenente Tardelli advanced towards the Spanish village, screened byVolteggiatori of the 4a Reggimento led by Sergente Zoff.


As the infantry moved into the village, the Sergente Altobelli led a troop from the 1° Real Italiano Cacciatori a Cavallo to cover the left flank.


The importance of the mission was shown as Volteggiatori of the 1° Reggimento Fanteria Leggera arrived to support the search, looking dashing in their green uniforms, under the command of Tenente Baresi.


Mamma Mia! What is this? The cursed Inglesi have also arrived, Lieutenant Frederick Bentinck and a group of light infantry skirmishers from the 52nd Foot were spotted skulking in the cornfield!


The Inglesi rats opening fire on the Cacciatori a Cavallo who were doing nobody any harm!


More enemy skirmishers were uncovered hiding in the cornfield, Sergeant Rick O'Shea of the 52nd ordering his men to open fire on the Italian Volteggiatori. One brave boy from Milan falls to the ground mortally wounded...


Suddenly more British burst on the scene! Lieutenant Dickie Blunt leading a group of the legendary 95th Rifles forward!


Tenente Baresi ordered his light infantry Volteggiatori to open fire on the Rifles...


Killing one stone dead and piling six points of Shock on the British!


Meanwhile Sergeant Norman Nomates leads a second group of the 95th into one of the buildings in the village, trying to find their spy... Nope, no sign of the man from Del Monte there.


Another round of fire from the Volteggiatori broke Lieutenant Blunt's men, the survivors running over the hills and far away, past the shocked force commander Major George Napier and men of the 1st Company of the 52nd Foot.


Elsewhere Lieutenant Bentinck kept ordering his men to fire at the Italian cavalry...


Who after taking two casualties decided discretion was the better part of valour and galloped out of enemy musket range!


Back in the village Sergeant O'Shea and his men traded fire with Sergente Zoff's Volteggiatori, the British coming off worst as two men were killed in one group.


At the rear of the village Napier ordered one group of his 52nd to enter a nearby building...


They seek him here... Can they find the man from Del Monte there? Nope...


With dashing Italian élan Tenente Baresi led the 1° Reggimento Fanteria Leggera Volteggiatori in a charge into the cornfield to root out the British skirmishers! 


Avanti! The Volteggiatori smashed into the Redcoats...


Wiping out one group and capturing the British sergeant! Tenente Baresi earned a badge of honour taking a flesh wound in the melee.


Aware of the importance of the mission, Baresi then led a group of Volteggiatori into a building to see if the enemy spy is hiding there... No he isn't! Allora...


The remaining Volteggiatori traded shots with the surviving group of British light infantry skirmishers, Sergeant O'Shea lying tied up a prisoner of the Italian light infantry (and dreading a future of just pasta for dinner until the war is over...)


Oe the Italian left Captaino Rossi led the Fucilieri of the 4a Reggimento Fanteria di Linea into the orchard, splitting his formation into groups to try and swiftly head off Lieutenant Bentinck's skirmishers who were swiftly moving towards a nearby farm. Perhaps that was where the man from Del Monte could be found?


Back in the cornfield Sergente Zoff led his men through the tall stalks to help the Italian light infantry weed out the British skirmishers...


When suddenly, not having found the man from Del Monte in the building they had searched, Sergeant Nomates charged the remaining group of the 95th Rifles at the rear of the 1° Reggimento Fanteria Leggera. Unfortunately for Nomates, his men were tired (or drunk, who knows) and they came up short!


Fortunately for the British Rifles, Sergeant Nomates was the first to activate after Tiffin and they completed their charge - forcing the light infantry Volteggiatori to fall back and rescuing the wounded Sergeant O'Shea from his future pasta nightmare!


Having seen the "pretty boys from Milan" bested by the 95th, the wily old Sergente Zoff decided to show the light infantry how it is done, charging his line Volteggiatori into the rear of the British Rifles...


Wiping the British out, sticking a bayonet into the prone Sergeant O'Shea (never to worry about pasta ever again) and seeing Sergeant Nomates of the 95th run for safety...


Back in the orchard, one group Fucilieri of the 4a Reggimento Fanteria di Linea charged Bentinck's men, but were decisively beaten back!


A second group then charged the British, but were also beaten back by the redcoat skirmishers...


Who then charged the Italians causing one group of Fucilieri to break!


Captaino Rossi ordered his third group of Fucilieri to charge the British but having seen two groups of their comrades bested, they only shuffled forward slowly not making contact...


Meanwhile back in the village, Primo Corporale Collovato and a group of the 5° Reggimento Fanteria di Linea discovered a scruffy looking individual hiding behind some bags of oranges in one of the houses. Is he the man from Del Monte? A swift interrogation with a sharp bayonet revealed it was!


With their prisoner secured and bound, Collovato and his men escorted the man from Del Monte back to HQ for a proper questioning!


Back at the orchard, leading from the front as usual the brave Captaino Rossi led his men into a charge against the skirmishers of Lieutenant Bentinck - who challenged the Italian commander to a duel!


In Guardia! A swift flash of Italian steel and the hapless British officer fell dead, Rossi's sword plunged into Bentinck's heart!


And as the British office falls the Fucilieri smashed into the British skirmishers, polishing them off and securing a mighty victory for the army of the Kingdom of Italy in the Peninsular!


A cracking game, which sums up everything great about Sharp Practice, thanks to Phil for hosting us (and losing magnanimously) and Andy for running the game.